Being friends with you is like being friends with one of those
smashed-up cars they put out on the front lawns of High Schools
a week before prom night to warn students about the dangers of
the dangers of being your friend while you binge eat on candy
bars, get drunk everyday on gasoline and sleep with empty girls
that live in parking lots.
Although it's frightening and very sad, it keeps me from getting
in the car with you