Friday, October 14, 2011

I went to a Poetry Slam tonight
to pick up chicks
I don't even like poetry
but I like girls who like poetry
they'll be creative and stuff
that's hot right?
I got a good response
and got through to the second round
but the only person who came up to me
was a guy named Regan

I'm going to a protest in a few days
to pick up chicks
I care about the cause
but what I really care about
is the girls who care about the cause
because girls who care about stuff are hot
If it were only men there I probably wouldn't go
Regan will be there too.

why can't I get laid

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